Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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