You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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