I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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