Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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