There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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