Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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