i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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