so explain again why im purple
no
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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