He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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