I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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