yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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