You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
