as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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