She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My ATM looks so different sober.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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