oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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