Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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