As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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