our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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