and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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