I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
