Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
When are your genitals available?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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