what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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