ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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