Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?