No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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