why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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