The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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