I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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