we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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