Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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