Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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