If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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