I hope mine doesn't look like that
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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