Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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