i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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