I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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