Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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