Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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