Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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