everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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You're a waste of cheezeits
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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