i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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