I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
