I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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