Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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