What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
