I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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