it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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