Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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