Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Dick very happy bro
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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