can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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