If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The struggles of a small town man whore
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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