Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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