Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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