Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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